*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*
wait do girls really do this?
As much as we can
Y’all are the devil
one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying
what the fuck